What are some great short jokes?

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• Why is it difficult to get a job?
• What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
• What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.
• How can I decorate my house creatively?
• Why am I losing interest to get a job and to all my desires because of this spiritual awakening? How do I get through life because of it?
• Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
• Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?
• Do you consider yourself pretty?
• What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?
• Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?
• Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?